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Shipping Policy

All orders are shipped via USPS Priority Mail or First Class.  Shipping speeds range from 4-13 business days.  

Refund Policy

Returns are only accepted for damaged items. If you have received an order that is damaged or broken, please send an email to melodiousmutt@gmail.com with a photo of the damaged item. The photo will be reviewed and a refund or exchange will be issued. Customers will not be responsible for the additional shipping charges if your damaged item is eligible for a replacement. 

Please allow 1-2 business days for a response to your return request. If applicable, your return will be issued same day or next day, and will arrive within 5-7 business days. 

Privacy Policy

We are the sole owners of the information collected on this site. We only have access to/collect information that you voluntarily give us via email or other direct contact from you. We will not sell or rent this information to anyone.

We will use your information to respond to you, regarding the reason you contacted us. We will not share your information with any third party outside of our organization, other than as necessary to fulfill your request, e.g. to ship an order.

Unless you ask us not to, we may contact you via email in the future to tell you about specials, new products or services, or changes to this privacy policy.

We take precautions to protect your information. When you submit sensitive information via the website, your information is protected both online and offline.

Wherever we collect sensitive information (such as credit card data), that information is encrypted and transmitted to us in a secure way.

If you feel that we are not abiding by this privacy policy, you should contact us immediately via email at melodiousmutt@gmail.com.

The Exalted Rooster

He's about as interesting as a pet rock.

He's had more jobs than Mike Rowe.

He's not opposed to flatulence as long as you roll down the window.

He wishes he looked like George Strait so he could get a date.

He doesn't have a mullet, a perm or a ponytail anymore.

He loves a good chouquette but he's not a Frenchman.

He prefers bologna over beluga.

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