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The Exalted Rooster
He's about as interesting as a pet rock.
He's had more jobs than Mike Rowe.
He's not opposed to flatulence as long as you roll down the window.
He wishes he looked like George Strait so he could get a date.
He doesn't have a mullet, a perm or a ponytail anymore.
He loves a good chouquette but he's not a Frenchman.
He prefers bologna over beluga.